Dope Ass Disney Tears

notkatniss:

SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT

yufeipan:

Moraine Lake, Banff National Park

yufeipan:

Moraine Lake, Banff National Park

Sick Burn

outofcontextdnd:

Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.

DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?

Barbarian: Natural 20 

DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.  

so like I’m crushing on the First Ninja

and it feels like that kind of crush little kids get when they crush on a teenager

blurite:

My mom made a Skype and  I wasn’t able to change my name before she added me

blurite:

My mom made a Skype and  I wasn’t able to change my name before she added me

Luke Triton: Professor, this rickety bridge is scary!
Professor Layton: This puzzle will take your mind off of it!
Puzzle: THE RICKETY BRIDGE
website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

don-pom:

after falling off a cliff and dying near falkreath, instead of being brought back to my previous save like i expected, it loaded me up standing smack in the middle of the riverwood inn. already that’s kind of ??? but on top of that, a bunch of random npcs were standing around, and everyone was naked. in all my years of playing skyrim i’ve never been as baffled as this