SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT
Moraine Lake, Banff National Park
Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.
DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?
Barbarian: Natural 20
DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.
so like I’m crushing on the First Ninja
and it feels like that kind of crush little kids get when they crush on a teenager
My mom made a Skype and I wasn’t able to change my name before she added me
after falling off a cliff and dying near falkreath, instead of being brought back to my previous save like i expected, it loaded me up standing smack in the middle of the riverwood inn. already that’s kind of ??? but on top of that, a bunch of random npcs were standing around, and everyone was naked. in all my years of playing skyrim i’ve never been as baffled as this